Yet another poor man's attempt at "branding" DJ names. Oh yeah, that fucking graf font is one of the six fonts used on this.

Funky House, Electro-Pop and Club Remixes are all the same genre of music. You ain't foolin' anybody!!!

If the complimentary wine and cheese is as bad as this flyer is, I'm expecting Franzia and Kraft singles to be the offering.

Five decades of DJing? Wow, black really doesn't crack.

With all the people who write graffiti and love drum and bass, why people insist on using the same played out, unreadable graf font is beyond my comprehension.

Philly never stops giving up the gems.

Oh, sweet, delicious irony. I love you.

I had a hard time choosing which one was the worst, so I'll let you decide for yourself. Stay classy, Philadelphia!

Dancer silhouettes, so you KNOW this is a deep house party. In case you didn't, they tell you anyway!

The sisters are doing it for themselves, but they probably should have hired someone else on this one.

What? Nobody wants to see a picture of middle-aged black folks sweating? Ok, so put Tiesto on it. Bam! Problem solved. What's next? Oh, a gangster rap show? Do we have any stock images of Tom Waits lying around?

Bonus points for using a Playstation 3 background and blatantly ripping off the House of Om CD covers.

Early favorite for the worst of 2011

Failed product mimicry is always the harshest to see, especially when the designer doesn't even try.

Can I borrow someone's decoder so I can actually read the back of this? Thanks.

A side effect of Global Warming is that somehow the entire country between the San Francisco Bay Bridge and the Statue of Liberty collapsed into nothing.

I like the idea of a poor man's attempt at giving local DJs branding here, but the execution is terrible.

Shameless Self-Promotion