Today I learned that there's a Randomize Text button in Photoshop/Illustrator.

Ok, so here's the question you are all asking: What's the bottle of Ciroc have to do with anything?

Ok, last time I checked, Blanka was from Brazil.

The must be the new "Black Aesthetic" for the 21st Century.

There are entirely too many to post, but you can check them out here. Warning, put down whatever it is you are drinking FIRST.

Anybody that can read that middle part is probably some kind of robot.

Not even reinvented legendary brands are immune!

I don't even want to know what the front looks like.

This is what happens when you cut arts funding in public schools.

Someone discovered the text effects!

Yet another poor man's attempt at "branding" DJ names. Oh yeah, that fucking graf font is one of the six fonts used on this.

Funky House, Electro-Pop and Club Remixes are all the same genre of music. You ain't foolin' anybody!!!

If the complimentary wine and cheese is as bad as this flyer is, I'm expecting Franzia and Kraft singles to be the offering.

Five decades of DJing? Wow, black really doesn't crack.

With all the people who write graffiti and love drum and bass, why people insist on using the same played out, unreadable graf font is beyond my comprehension.

Oh, sweet, delicious irony. I love you.

I had a hard time choosing which one was the worst, so I'll let you decide for yourself. Stay classy, Philadelphia!

Dancer silhouettes, so you KNOW this is a deep house party. In case you didn't, they tell you anyway!

The sisters are doing it for themselves, but they probably should have hired someone else on this one.

What? Nobody wants to see a picture of middle-aged black folks sweating? Ok, so put Tiesto on it. Bam! Problem solved. What's next? Oh, a gangster rap show? Do we have any stock images of Tom Waits lying around?

Bonus points for using a Playstation 3 background and blatantly ripping off the House of Om CD covers.