I wish the "cause" was Graphic Design 101 lessons at the local community college.

I can't read this shit.

Someone discovered the text effects!

What? Nobody wants to see a picture of middle-aged black folks sweating? Ok, so put Tiesto on it. Bam! Problem solved. What's next? Oh, a gangster rap show? Do we have any stock images of Tom Waits lying around?

Can I borrow someone's decoder so I can actually read the back of this? Thanks.

A side effect of Global Warming is that somehow the entire country between the San Francisco Bay Bridge and the Statue of Liberty collapsed into nothing.