I wish the "cause" was Graphic Design 101 lessons at the local community college.

Comic fucking Sans? Really? This is the one font that will never see the day when it's used in an ironic fashion.

I can't read this shit.

Someone discovered the text effects!

Dancer silhouettes, so you KNOW this is a deep house party. In case you didn't, they tell you anyway!

What? Nobody wants to see a picture of middle-aged black folks sweating? Ok, so put Tiesto on it. Bam! Problem solved. What's next? Oh, a gangster rap show? Do we have any stock images of Tom Waits lying around?

Can I borrow someone's decoder so I can actually read the back of this? Thanks.

A side effect of Global Warming is that somehow the entire country between the San Francisco Bay Bridge and the Statue of Liberty collapsed into nothing.