I can't read this shit.

Not even reinvented legendary brands are immune!

I don't even want to know what the front looks like.

I STILL can't find the fucking sailboat.

This is what happens when you cut arts funding in public schools.

Someone discovered the text effects!

Yet another poor man's attempt at "branding" DJ names. Oh yeah, that fucking graf font is one of the six fonts used on this.

Funky House, Electro-Pop and Club Remixes are all the same genre of music. You ain't foolin' anybody!!!

If the complimentary wine and cheese is as bad as this flyer is, I'm expecting Franzia and Kraft singles to be the offering.